I-Holy Shit, i-asshole ethile! Ungafaka odikhi ababili lapho, hhayi nje udikhi! Lelo tshwele liyakwazi ukwenza izethameli zihambe. Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ecwila, kuba ishothi yesidoda esivela kumbukeli ngemuva kwemonitha. Amakhulu ngisho nezinkulungwane zama-studs abukela lokhu kusakazwa. Mina ngokwami amabhola ami afika engquzeni yami futhi ngicela ukudedelwa embotsheni yalesi sidoda. Futhi unomzimba omuhle, futhi! Ngingathanda ukukhotha izindebe zakhe phakathi kwemilenze yakhe. Yilokho okushiwo ukuthola izimvemvane esiswini sakho lapho idick yakho ifika ku-ribcage yakhe!
Ubaba wakhotha indodakazi yakhe ukuze ayibonise ukuthi uyithanda kangakanani. Kwabe sekuyithuba lakhe lokukhombisa lowomuzwa kuyise. Futhi wenza konke okusemandleni akhe - ukujabulisa iqhude lakhe ngomlomo wakhe kanye nokusikeka okuqinile. Wabonakala ejabule futhi wavuza izindebe zakhe ezimanzi ngenzalo yakhe.
Ngabe ngambhebha mina.